Monday, November 30, 2009
Senyum simpul #3
Sunday, November 29, 2009
ketamilan ku kian terserlah? 5 eggs for breakfast?duh.tidak same sekali!!~
patient keenam merangkap patient terakhir tuk second posting sebab pasni aku g prosthodontics plak.bermain dengan mulut nenek2 dan datuk2..yosh.
beginilah dialog aku ngn patient aku.ade lah cket macam kucing ngn biawak bercakap..
aku: akka ukkarrengge.. *maka dia pon duduk kat dental chair tu*
aku lagi: yenna perechenna akka?
akka: palle vallikidaa bla..bla..bla..bla.. *yang aku xphm dah.aku phm diye ckp dia sakit gg je*
aku: ingge pakkam akka? munnadi? pinnadi?
akka: ethe..pinnadi..bla3...bla3 *dia tunjuk side belakang..45,44,43 ( 1st n 2nd premolar n canine) pastu aku dah xphm pe dia bebel da*
akka: bla..bla..bla...bla...bla...*aku xphm sepatah haram,muke diya cm pucat gile...takot agaknye*
aku: hmmm akka..pale valli ireka? pale pudingge ok? bhayyam vendaa akka..valiyade.. *sambil terhangguk2 pale aku..geleng2 cket style india dan pujuk2 dia dengan ulang bnde yg same..len aku hanya terkebil2..ntah hape makcik ni bebel sepath aku xpaham dah..sambil aku tertengok2 keliling aku minta belas ehsan batchmate mahupon senior sbg translator aku*
akka: bla...bla...bla...bla... *dia bckp lagi...sbb aku dah terhangguk2.dia yakin aku paham..tah hape yg aku hangguk pon xtaulah*
senior: hah intan!! what happned? what did she said to u?
aku: uh sir...thx GOD..m dying here..pliz translate wat did she say? i didnt understand at all..*wat muke comel*
senior: ouh she said,she scared of needle...n asking u whether u hav to inject her or not. *ouh k*
aku meneruskan procedure injection..makcik tu dah makin pucat..aku bagi sedas injection inferior alvelolar nerve block..cm sakit plak dia..bile aku chek2..xckop lagi anesthetized..bagi lagi mental nerve block.. tggu jap..k bjaye..
senior: dats enuff intan..now use forcep.. *hoho melebih2 plak aku elevate* use more energy ok.this is firm tooth..
aku start bg pressure..rotate gigi tu...susah gak..tapi Alhamdulillah..1st n 2nd premolar extracted.. now canine..
senior: canine got long root...so u have to use more power than before..
bile aku nk grip je..dah ckop byk power aku bagi..tapi mesti terlepas..xckop ke??
senior: uh uh...she got no power...*dia bgtau kwn diye*
cet ini satu cabaran...lebih betol cakap aku xde power..xnampak ke urat2 aku nak terkeluar ni ha??aku pon..sekuat hati aku neh.. hoho..Alhamdulillah.lega..berjaya..lega dan happy sebab patient aku xckp sakit pon mase aku cabut...*big grin*
then aku bagi post extraction instruction..
- akka,echi tupa venda ara maninerem ok..? * dont spit for half an hour*
- ara maninerem panje kadingge akka... * bite the cotton for half an hour*
- suda yeduvum saapedek venda ondre nal.. *dont eat anything hot for 1day*
- mattere correctaa saapedek ok akka? * eat medicine correctly ok*
tetibe ade sorang lecturer panggil aku...
sir: intan, what do u take for breakfast today?
aku: 2 slices of bread with chocolate spread sir...
sir: then how abou lunch n dinner?
aku: no lunch sir..only dinner..i'l cook with my rumate...
sir: whoa.only dat? enuff? no lunch? y?
aku: yes sir, more than enuff...
sir: then,how bout da leftover?
aku: *senyum penuh makna* no leftover.we estimate correctly sir...
sir: ouh u really count da rice uh?? *haha wat lawak ke hape dia ni?*
aku: *senyum lebar2* why did u asked me bout dat sir?
sir: no..i juz wanna know how to lose my weight..dats why m asking u bout dat...*hahaha..kurusnye aku weh,kurus yang mampu menjadi idola beliau gitu.*
afta 10minutes...
iggy: weh intan...tadi sir ty aku breakfast ape...then diye suh aku ckp kat ko..makan byk2.ikut macam aku..makan 5biji telur time breakfast...dia ckp ko kurang energy..
aku: mak aii gile ke hape..mau gemok aku weh...hm ni pasal aku xbape kuat nak cabut gg ke???duh~
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Kekejaman yang menjadi2...yosh!!
patient pertama,kedua,ketiga sume nye ok..sebab dapat pon dah gigi yang ade grade 2 or 3 mobility...xyah gune banyak sgt power...
patient keempat aku...deaf and dumb..cabaran..firm plak tu..aku berjaya bagi inferior alveolar nerve block.. n cabut gg firm 31 ( right mandibular cntral incisor)...tapi..aku tak cukup power nak cabut gigi 38 (right mandibular third molar/gigi bongsu)...mak ai...susah gile weh..aku cube gak...sampai dah sakit2 dah tangan aku..xboleh juga..last2 senior yang tolong..kuar2 sume urat2 diye cabutkan third molar yg firm tu..tapi patah gak root cket.senior kate,third molar jarang diorg dpt kes ni..memang susah..dia laki bolehlah..tenaga lebih,,aku?? duh..lemah gemalai.. punyelah dahsat kan.sampai patient aku syncope ( commonly faint) ni mmg common kalo dlm emergency dentistry..nasib baik ade lecturer..doctors..memang panik gak lah aku..
SYNCOPE = biasenye bile patient takot ke kan..anxiety.. blood flow increasingly directed toward skeletal muscle.. (mcm fight-or-flight tu..kalo ade bhaye kan,body kite tend to respond mcm lari ke..lawan blik ke) tapi in ths case..no muscular movement..) so nanti the increased blood volume in skeletal muscle remains there,so decreased the venous return to the heart and as well as to brain..maka,jadilah syncope..
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Kehilanganmu sekali lagi...
tadi petang aku gi jumpe orthodontist..actually nak postpone pakai braces to next january.. sume ni disebabkan money..i wanna bring back some money to pay my hostel fee ( USD650 ).. and i wanna eat everything i want and enjoy eating food to da fullest.hehe..n da most important thing is..i dont wanna look dat ugly with those stainless steel bracket on my teeth in front of my family,bam2 n friends,huhu,(xmampu nak pakai yg ceramic one lah)...
and ade berite sedih yang aku nak share.. wahai kad ATMku syg...aku kehilanganmu sekali lagi...wawawa.... tah napelah aku ni cuai sangat2..tahun ni je dah masuk kali kedua hilang kad ATM... actually,most of da india's ATM machine ni swap je da atm card..no need to insert card..only certain atm machine je kene insert card.. so aku dah remind diri aku xnak ulang lagi bende yg same berlaku..tapi jadi gak lagi..
nak balik hostel,aku singgah atm..nk withdraw money..baru aku perasan kad dah ilang..menggigil jap aku..sampai nak waras balik tu aku pikir2..last aku kuarkan duit tadi..insert card..and ade org jantan pas aku.. sialan..aku bukannye terus blah dari situ.. aku tunggu je dpn pintu sbb nak cari auto..kalo manusia tu jujur.. mesti dia panggil aku kan..argh..mcm2 dah dlm pale hotak aku ni.. aku terus minta stef call kan hotline nak minta batalkan kad aku..dahlah DEBIT CARD!!...sng2 je manusia tu leh swap2 duit aku.. call asma carikan account number aku.terus block card..
bile aku check balance kurang Rs1000~ sialan..manusia yg aku agak hantu tu dah amik duit aku.. org yang aku call tu cakap mmg ade 1lagi transaction afta aku withdrew money td..sume nye salah aku..aku yang cuai..aku ni mmg cuai sgt..tapi pe lah salahnye ko menjadi manusia yang jujur.. aku ade je kat luar bank tu.. and actually paling bertuah,aku kene syukur,,buatnye dia wthdraw maximum amount Rs25000...mau melopong aku..k2..aku patut halalkan ke?? ke aku doakan moge ko cirit birit 40 hari 40 malam???aku dalam dilema..
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Beggar VS MakNyah....
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Pelikkah..unikkah? sardin pon kalah ye..
Monday, November 16, 2009
I did resisting india before but once i gave in..things become much better....
entri kali ini agak panjang ye..semalam first patient aku berjaya dah cabut gg nye..yeah.hehe.but dats not the things i wanna story about ok..later la..
last saturday,asma cakap ade meeting at annapoorna hall, ade org from MOH ( Ministry of health) datang visit us here. TanSri Ismail Merican...well,welcome Tansri...time kaseh sudi dtg melawat kami kat sini ye...lame gak nk tggu tansri ni sampai kat hall tuh,hmm dimulakan dgn lagu negaraku..aku xtau lah nape sejak aku duk india neh,bile aku dgr lagu negaraku je,mesti ade rase sebak semacam je..duh,dah nape aku neh..adekah sbb aku dah lame xnyanyi negaraku atau aku homesick sebenarnye.hohoho...
Tansri berucap sepatah dua kate*not really,u kno dat rite* hmmm awl nye,he said...he was grateful to come here...it really different from msia,he shud come here earlier...well at first i thought he simply nak amik hati..iyalah da ade sume org besar2 pon dtg sambut diye kan...but,dont tell me i meant dat?? gosh,yeah..he totally meant dat... i keep on wondering..pe yang beliau nampak sampai ckp tempat ni bgos sgt..good facilities,,n we shud be grateful to study here...i think i kno why... yep exactly as i thought..the management ppl show him the PIDC classroom n lab n etc...damn it,typical programme they will arrange by showing da vvip da nice-side of pidc instead of dental college..
then,he talk again...n this time his speech,which actually make me realized how lucky m i to be here...in VMU salem...he did say we shud learn as much as we can from those excellent lec..mmg xdinafikan..mereka sume terbaik..tansri kate..
malaysia lack of dentist..learn from them..be a good as well as skillful dentist.then serve to our community..jgn jadi dentist yang harapkan duit semate..jadilah dentist yg disayangi pesakitnya..work with caring and compassionate.. show your respect to ur own patient.if u wanna be respect by them..u shud do ur part well..jadilah dentist yang bile mereka pergi hypermarket..they will tell ppl.."hey go to that dentist..he did nicely.." and it will get spread to da entire ppl in hypermarket instead of being like this..." hey dont go to him..he screwed up..not even layak to call as a dentist"..pilih lah yang mane...
bile pikir2 balik...not all about india n to be specific my college was that bad..naa.ppl do complaint..yeah..so do i...but da positive way is...we learnt so many things here..be a tough human being inside n outside..at first when i came here,i was totally freaking out with these environment..i kept on thinking.how do i survive here..how m gonna stdy here..but now..almostt 3months n half i've been here.. mybe we complain so many things n keep saying dat if we r there n there...things not gona be like this,maybe di indon much better.mybe in uk lagi best...
but hey come on la...xsemua pon senang mcm yg kite same2 pikirkan..setiap tempat ade masalah diye sndri..u kno wat,one of my friend in indon actually said dat u guys untung lah ade kt india..xmcm cni..ssh.. dats da things..thing wont work unless u try to make it work.. bile aku pikir lagi..adeke org kat msia yg sudi dirinye di treat oleh 3rd year student? final year studnt? sdgkan kalo klinik kerajaan tuh,intern buat pon diorg dah pndang serong.apetah lagi 3rd year nak buat? i heard from someone, there were really hard for them to get patient to treat..do they really did RCT there? do they really did so many extraction there? how about removal partial denture? compelete denture? i dont kno. frankly speaking...if u..do u really willing the 3rd year or even final year stdnt do da treatment for u? or mybe dats ok for da learning sake?? do u??i dont think so..
i did learnt so many things..i remembered Dr.Vidya,my prostho lec..she hardly came to college,once she came we really like in da tiger cage..scared like hell..she liked to scold us..even a small things.but whatever she said i kno it were all for our sake.keje aku penah kene patah dpn mate diye..she juz said," i told u diz is wrong" only dat? pe lah slhnye kalo diye jgn pthkan dpn mate aku..penat aku buat...ckp elok2 ke.. tp mayb diye tau..nanti aku bkn wat blik..juz alter bnde yg dah sememangnye slh tu..aku menangis..tp pastu smpi situ je.then i tried it again..kalo nak cite cth2 lain byklah kan.xtercite kot...
ok proceed bout TANSRI tadi...hmmm then he asked whether we got any problem or not..hell yeah.sape xde problem kan..sorg2 bangun..talk about lack of facilities..no class...college stuff...electricity..hostel stuff.. n bla3..n sume nye aku akui betol..da things is..sume tuh da lapok..dari aku 1st year..kami mmg xpnh jemu ngadu pada sesape yg dtg.but nothing change lah...ok actually dental college dah berubah cket lah.. ade junior ckp medical college was da hell much better than dental college...
korg tau x,bile medical college tuh berubah jadi cntik..bknnye cantik sejak azali lagi..bknnye 3th lpas.bkn 2thn lpas..sethun lepas juge tidak..baru tahun ni adik2ku sayang...dulu mase aku mule2 dtg..aku rase medical college tu mmg serupa RUMAH HANTU...dental college 5x ganda lagi baik...argh.indian politic..who knos..sekarang dental college nampak mcm rumah zombie kalo compare dgn medical..tapi adik2..pernah kamu masuk department ODS, ORAL MEDICINE, PROSTHO dulu2 kala??? hahaha..lawak2..kalo nak tau..dulu lebih3 dan lebih teruk dari sekarang..come on la..give space n time to them..diorg bknnye komputer robot ke machine sehari boleh dapat cantik sepenohnye..sini bknnye msia yg penuh tenaga indon dan jentera2 hebat..sini ialah india.. hanya berbekalkan tenaga anak2 bawah umur dan makcik2 tua yg aku leh anggap macam nenek tuh..bile aku tgh posting oral med,aku terperanjat...aku ingatkan patient rupenye pekerja yg baik pulih department..sebak hati aku...bdk2 kecik..pe lah yg diorg leh buat..mase utk belajar abes buat keje buruh...dan aku nk tegaskan sekali lagi...dental college pon tgh membangun...hmm aku xtau nape aku mcm backing gile2 college..padahal aku pon kutuk2 gak dlu..hmm maybe dah wujud syg pada college kah? mane x nye...almost 4years..phit manis..susah sng aku kat sini...
hmmm bile ade juniors mengadu pada Tansri...lec tu marah2..even letak tgn dalam poket labcoat..dik syg... itu semua xperlu lah mengadu pada tansri dik..kita kan dah besar..handle sendiri sudahlah kan..
fyi,dah memang culture sini dik..letak tgn dlm poket labcoat tu kurg respect lah..yela buat dpn diorg kan dik..xtaukan..so ni akak nak bgtau ye..hmm bukan itu je dik.byk lagi.banyak sgt bende bodoh yg diorg xbape gemar..kalo dulu aku rase bace name utk attendance satu2,berdiri bile lec lalu..berdiri kalo lec masuk kelas..xleh msuk lambat2 mcm kt msia...sume tu mcm bullshitttt...tapi itulah cara mereka nak didik kite supaya respek org yg memberi ilmu pada kite..ape salahnye kan...tapi sekarang sume tu aku dah biase.. kamu baru 2 bulan..belum layak nk judge india dik...
nak tau x?? one of my seniors...senyum..pon kene marah...YOUR SMILING IS ANNOYING!! bkn itu saje, kdg2 xsenyum pon dlm class..lec boleh ckp..WHY R U SMILING??? damn~ xde snyum pon?? hai pelik2.. ade sekali tuh...aku kene marah sbb xsiapkan keje..and xdtg posting..bkn aku sengaje..aku g class trip yg lec tu pon g..diye tau aku g..tapi still diye mrh2 aku..cett.mg aku bngang.bile pk2 blik..biarlah bg chance diye mrh aku..t xdpt tunjuk kuase pulak...
oral surgery posting..ade politic best gak..ade lec suh take up case.ade plak yg suh wat assgment n viva baru take up case..so yg jadi mangse student lah kan..so bile satu hari tu amik case sbb LEC A suh,esoknye kene mrh ngn LEC B plak..bile kite sebut LEC A yg suh..LEC B plak cakap dont blame LEC A,it was your mistake...slh sape?? kami juge..terime je lah kan...
bg aku lah..asal diorg xsuke jgn buat..solve matters kan..kdg2 diorg mrh2..dulu yelah menjawab.lame2 aku dah naik malas..bukannye nk tunjuk dumb ke pe..tapi aku rase better diam jelah..nanti jawab kate kurg ajar kan..hmm rasenye bukan india semate...tempat lain pon same kan..malaysia juge.. kat malaysia lagilah.. bayangkan kene marah dgn lec dpn patient... BODOH KAU!!! dengan STUPID YOU!!!! mane sound nice?? hoho..ala,kdg2 diorg mrh bknnye pe..kite buat bende salahkan..nk tunjukkan level marah jadilah cmtu.. aku dah mcm lali kene marah..dah pekak kot telinge.haha..tapi actually we leant something from dat..
adik2 kamu belum jumpe MDS staff lagi tau.. so grow up dear... kite ade kat sini ke jadi tough emotionally ok..nk jadi dentist xboleh lembik..papepon..diorg sume lah yg byk berjase pada kite..aite??
once i heard~ u can't change india...but u can adapt it...trust me...
p/s: i did resisting india..but once i gave in..things become much better...
Friday, November 13, 2009
Andainya kau tahu.....
well,hari tu birthday pipah...haha.aku suke kalo lepas birthday org nanti aku g menyibuk kt bilik dia..aku nak skodeng2 pe hadiah diye dapat..haha.xsenonoh kan aku..cube try.pasni mesti korg pon addicted mcm aku..
aku tak bape minat betol stuff yang sebagai perhiasan ni..leh letak atas meja..menyemak gak meja aku.tu yg xberkenan..haha.aku kan rajen study...=P
tapi bile aku tengok2 balik...cantiknye snowglobe ni..alangkah indahnya kalo aku pon ade satu...satu je ok..aku ulang sekali lagi..satu je pon cukuplah...
mesti romantik kan kalo lah bam2 bagi kat aku..hoho..pastukan..aku macam terase nak sgt globe neh..satu je.tapi aku xnak dari org lain atau sesape lah..aku nak dari bam2 je...*ouh maapkan kejiwangan aku* aku nak satu je..cukuplah..sweetnye..hehe. dah la kalo goyang2...nanti mcm ade snowy..pastu leh pusing2.de lagu.haha. duh,dah nape aku neh...lol.
aku pon cakaplah kat pipah...
maka dengan itu lahir la entri yg best ini...aku anggap sebagai request sempena aku nak balik msia neh..haha..dengan harapan yang menggunung tinggi si bam2 bace entri ini....sekian sahaje.terima kasih.
p/s: bam2..i nak yang leh pusing2..pastu ade lagu sekali tau...tq bam2...lap u~
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Perlukah aku biadap?
bln lepas gado ngn pakcik auto,last 2 weeks gado lagi..last week pon gado lagi,kelmarin pon nak gado lagik.semalam pon nak sgt2 gado gak..aku memang hangen betol bile pakcik auto kat sini sewenang2nya naikkan harge dari seciput jadi bergantang2...bengang abes r...ni dah melampau mentang2 lah muke aku yang comel ni muke foreigner kan.diye cekik darah sampai nak kering dah darah ni...
aku hulur cm bese lah...tetibe diye tgk duit aku hulur melenting diye.
"mdam 70rupees."
"no anna,50 only..."
"no2...70! kudinge"
lame2..dah mcm cite tamil plak..ok kali ni aku menang.yes! len kali kene ckp tamil lebih2 lagi neh.haha." hey anna..student only..poi sola deh anna!!!!...no2..poi sola deh..50!!! or next time no.wont take u ok???" *aku berkate sambil goyang2kan kepale n telunjuk aku.dah siap jegil2 bijik mate dah ni*
akan datang..still gado2 mcm bese.pernah tgk cite tamil x? hah tau x mcm mane diorg jerit2 gado2 pastu baik blik..hah cm tu lah aku..pas gado2 sengih2 plak..eratkan silaturrahim..
kwn2 gelar aku suke gado ngn pkcik auto...h0ho.mane bleh pijak pale weh.cket2 boleh la thn lagi..dah la sugar daddy aku xnaikkan elaun.jgn lemak ok...kalo mood aku baik..aku sedekah sekali sekale..mls nk lwn2...wat ruin mood aku je kan..
de satu kisah tuh aku kat bangalore baru balik belgaum..pagi2 bute smpi..baru trun bus ni..sibuk2 cari auto..nk g hotel..sume mahal offer..aku xpuas hati.harge 2kali ganda.aku ckp..xnak..gune meter baru boleh..sorg t offer byr 1 n half gune meter.bengap gile..pagi2 dah nak cekik org.sakit jiwe aku.tetibe ada sorg tu dtg...diye ckp byr extra 20rupi je plus meter ok x? aku pon.ok la...lyn.aku dah la nk terkucil pagi2 neh.leh plak wat drama... then aku ngn sorg kwn aku pon naik r auto tuh...tau x hape diye yg jadi..sekali aku tgk gile ke hape meter neh..gile laju nak mamp*ss..sh*t aku kene tipu dpn2 btg hidung aku..sialan.last2 aku byr same mcm yg mule mhl pakcik len tu offer.aku mls nk gado2.aku tegur pakcik tu...ngt aku xtau ke meter tu tipu.diye tersengih2.mcm nk lempang pon ade.nk sepak pon ade.nk terajang lagi ade...argh sabar2... tapi sbr de limit nye kan?
Secebis rasa~
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Dear Jejaka Idaman....
Friday, November 06, 2009
A letter for sugar daddy~
I happy betol bile tgk account I U da deposit kan Rs69k tu eh..tapikan I lagi prefer kalo u bagi in US dollar.. usd500 kan u nak bg i sebenarnye..tapikan yg i pelik,nape amount kali ni kurang berbanding dulu...u main kayu bape dgn i n sebenarnye...ni yg wat i bengang u tau x,u tunggu lah i balik dr india nanti.i ganyang2 u..
i dah cakap kan dgn u dulu.kalo u xmampu xpayah lah nak ramai2 u nak simpan..u see what happened. i dengar2 kan...madu i yg kat belgaum tu dapat Rs80k...NAPE U PILIH KASIH dgn i ni????? ni yg wat i bengang neh...dah la u bg diye awal lagi dari i..lagi byk pulak tuh...i xpuas hati betul la u wat mcm ni..u ni sebenarnye dah bangkrup ke????? gatal sgt..tamak sgt nak ramai2... nyampah i lah u ni...
tapi xpe,i tetap sabar....sebelum i terlupe,i nk pesan ni...next 3 months i nk u masukkan duit tu on time ok.. n pastikan amount nye cukop.kalo boleh lebih dari madu i yg lain... u yg hantar i blaja jauh2 kat india.. u jgn buat2 lupe pulak.dah la u siap wat agreement ngn i nk buka dental klinik tuk u nanti..byk cntik muke u... so pe lagi deposit on time ok..u sanggup ke tgk i mati kelaparan kat sini...
oklah.papepon i tau u syg i lebih dari u syg yg lain2 kan...ok..love u 2 sugar daddy...
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Nape nak takot dgn aku?haha.akukan dentist yang comel lagi lemah lembut ~
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
oh! indahnye hidup bermain dgn mulut org~
Adult
Monday, November 02, 2009
Amiruddin Hussain nak kahwin dah?aku bile lagi?hoh0.
omg.kawan yg aku knl mase kecik2 dulu nak kawen dah? uish..