ketamilan ku kian terserlah? 5 eggs for breakfast?duh.tidak same sekali!!~

oral sugery yang tak pernah bosan.
patient keenam merangkap patient terakhir tuk second posting sebab pasni aku g prosthodontics plak.bermain dengan mulut nenek2 dan datuk2..yosh.

beginilah dialog aku ngn patient aku.ade lah cket macam kucing ngn biawak bercakap..

aku: akka ukkarrengge.. *maka dia pon duduk kat dental chair tu*

aku lagi: yenna perechenna akka? 

akka: palle vallikidaa bla..bla..bla..bla.. *yang aku xphm dah.aku phm diye ckp dia sakit gg je*

aku: ingge pakkam akka? munnadi? pinnadi?

akka: ethe..pinnadi..bla3...bla3 *dia tunjuk side belakang..45,44,43 ( 1st n 2nd premolar n canine) pastu aku dah xphm pe dia bebel da*

akka: bla..bla..bla...bla...bla...*aku xphm sepatah haram,muke diya cm pucat gile...takot agaknye*

aku: hmmm akka..pale valli ireka? pale pudingge ok? bhayyam vendaa akka..valiyade.. *sambil terhangguk2 pale aku..geleng2 cket style india dan pujuk2 dia dengan ulang bnde yg same..len aku hanya terkebil2..ntah hape makcik ni bebel sepath aku xpaham dah..sambil aku tertengok2 keliling aku minta belas ehsan batchmate mahupon senior sbg translator aku*

akka: bla...bla...bla...bla... *dia bckp lagi...sbb aku dah terhangguk2.dia yakin aku paham..tah hape yg aku hangguk pon xtaulah*

senior: hah intan!! what happned? what did she said to u?

aku: uh sir...thx GOD..m dying here..pliz translate wat did she say? i didnt understand at all..*wat muke comel*

senior: ouh she said,she scared of needle...n asking u whether u hav to inject her or not. *ouh k*

aku meneruskan procedure injection..makcik tu dah makin pucat..aku bagi sedas injection inferior alvelolar nerve block..cm sakit plak dia..bile aku chek2..xckop lagi anesthetized..bagi lagi mental nerve block.. tggu jap..k bjaye..

now it's time intan!!! aku start elevate mucoperiosteal...sedalam mungkin sebab ni gigi firm..ssh cket..

senior: dats enuff intan..now use forcep.. *hoho melebih2 plak aku elevate* use more energy ok.this is firm tooth..

aku start bg pressure..rotate gigi tu...susah gak..tapi Alhamdulillah..1st n 2nd premolar extracted.. now canine..

senior: canine got long root...so u have to use more power than before..

bile aku nk grip je..dah ckop byk power aku bagi..tapi mesti terlepas..xckop ke??

senior: uh uh...she got no power...*dia bgtau kwn diye* 

cet ini satu cabaran...lebih betol cakap aku xde power..xnampak ke urat2 aku nak terkeluar ni ha??aku pon..sekuat hati aku neh.. hoho..Alhamdulillah.lega..berjaya..lega dan happy sebab patient aku xckp sakit pon mase aku cabut...*big grin*

then aku bagi post extraction instruction..

1. akka,echi tupa venda ara maninerem ok..? * dont spit for half an hour*
   
2. ara maninerem panje kadingge akka... * bite the cotton for half an hour*
   
3. suda yeduvum saapedek venda ondre nal.. *dont eat anything hot for 1day*
   
4. mattere correctaa saapedek ok akka? * eat medicine correctly ok*

uh.bangge aku leh cakap tamil..hehe.

tetibe ade sorang lecturer panggil aku...

sir: intan, what do u take for breakfast today?

aku: 2 slices of bread with chocolate spread sir...

sir: then how abou lunch n dinner?

aku: no lunch sir..only dinner..i'l cook with my rumate...

sir: whoa.only dat? enuff? no lunch? y?

aku: yes sir, more than enuff...

sir: then,how bout da leftover?

aku: *senyum penuh makna* no leftover.we estimate correctly sir...

sir: ouh u really count da rice uh?? *haha wat lawak ke hape dia ni?*

aku: *senyum lebar2* why did u asked me bout dat sir?

sir: no..i juz wanna know how to lose my weight..dats why m asking u bout dat...*hahaha..kurusnye aku weh,kurus yang mampu menjadi idola beliau gitu.*

afta 10minutes...

iggy: weh intan...tadi sir ty aku breakfast ape...then diye suh aku ckp kat ko..makan byk2.ikut macam aku..makan 5biji telur time breakfast...dia ckp ko kurang energy..

aku: mak aii gile ke hape..mau gemok aku weh...hm ni pasal aku xbape kuat nak cabut gg ke???duh~

gambar sebagai perhiasan semate.

p/s: start pikir mcm mane nak gain power dgn byknye...supaye aku leh cabut sume gigi org within second!!! any idea ppl?